Goals
Hey fellow owners of college degrees that turned out to be useless; I’ve got a career plan for us
*Lives on the highway, shooting the tires out of 18 wheelers and stealing freight in a tricorn hat and bandana mask*
your historic preservation consultant sounds like a real square
meirl
My therapist told me that not leaving my bed for 5 days was a sign that I needed to relax after finals. Loving that she’s an enabler rather than trying to fix clear signs of depression.
ALL OF THIS
no offense but bucky not remembering what he does as the winter soldier makes his & sam’s rivalry so much funnier
sam: you know im STILL not over the time when you ripped out my car’s steering wheel!
bucky: the time i WHAT
sam increasingly realizes he can just say whatever tf he wants & bucky’ll be like
Sam: I can’t believe you stabbed Caesar
Bucky:
“I can’t believe you shot 2Pac”
This just keeps getting better and better
sam: it’s so fucked up how you assassinated JFK
bucky: this isn’t funny anymore, sam
steve: no… you actually did do that, buck.
bucky:
I do not know this “Brain Drain” but he is my new favorite Marvel character. He needs his own movie.
agreed
apparently he first appeared decades ago as a nazi villain for captain america but in modern continuity it turned out he was artificially programmed to be evil and Squirrel Girl fixes him to be nice.
Now he goes by “Bryan” Drain!
my fav twitter thread this winter